volunteer-fire-fighter:

neilnevins:

why use swearing to put people down when the best insult already exists

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Holy shit

http://abeatricedeadication.tumblr.com/post/100140978232/foetusmikey-can-we-talk-about-how-emotional

foetusmikey:

can we talk about how emotional klaus baudelaire is please i mean everyone mentions his intelligence but he’s always the first to cry and he’s always the first to mention how scared he is (like do you know how cool it is that the boy’s emotional and the girl represses her…

alaricgilbert:

Dear all loyal volunteers,
Today’s Volunteer Factual Dispatch is to inform you of the V.F.D Network, which I hope to see all you join! We would love your help in making the world a little quieter.
WHAT IS IT?
The V.F.D Network is a place for all volunteers & fans of asoue and Snicket’s other work to assemble and fight fires together.
HOW DO YOU JOIN?
fill out this application.
reblog this post
must post some of and have a great love for the ASOUEverse!
must be a kind and friendly blogger :)
WHAT YOU’LL GET
a tag to share your edits/botms/promos/awards in
a blog to share your ASOUE/Snicket!verse related stuff
a great place to meet fellow volunteers!
IF SELECTED..
you will be alerted via tumblr messaging
you will be added to the blog
you will be asked to submit an icon and short description of yourself
you will need to track the tag #vfdnetwork
Good luck volunteers, and please spread the word!

alaricgilbert:

Dear all loyal volunteers,

Today’s Volunteer Factual Dispatch is to inform you of the V.F.D Network, which I hope to see all you join! We would love your help in making the world a little quieter.

WHAT IS IT?

  • The V.F.D Network is a place for all volunteers & fans of asoue and Snicket’s other work to assemble and fight fires together.

HOW DO YOU JOIN?

  • fill out this application.
  • reblog this post
  • must post some of and have a great love for the ASOUEverse!
  • must be a kind and friendly blogger :)

WHAT YOU’LL GET

  • a tag to share your edits/botms/promos/awards in
  • a blog to share your ASOUE/Snicket!verse related stuff
  • a great place to meet fellow volunteers!

IF SELECTED..

  • you will be alerted via tumblr messaging
  • you will be added to the blog
  • you will be asked to submit an icon and short description of yourself
  • you will need to track the tag #vfdnetwork

Good luck volunteers, and please spread the word!

(via abeatricedeadication)

Usually, when I break into a house to steal a book I go home before I read it.

Lemony Snicket in this video from his You Choose the Mystery series on YouTube (via abeatricedeadication)

stillmonkeys:

so in ATWQ Lemony Snicket is a kid who understands the failures of the system he’s operating in and has all these big plans to be the change that makes it better.

and in ASOUE Lemony Snicket is constantly on the run and miserable because of the schism, and the death of his family and the death of the love of his life. 

if that’s not the most depressing representation of the transitions in our lives from childhood to adulthood I don’t know what is. 

(via volunteer-fire-fighter)

volunteer-fire-fighter:

elinor-dashwoods:

Daniel Handler Argues With Lemony Snicket Over New Book Title, ‘When Did You See Her Last’

Oh my god I could cry because I love Daniel Handler so much.

I completely forgot about this oh my god

gunpowderandspark:

dapperhatsandfancypants:

theausterevolunteer:

oscarstardis:

stillmonkeys:

From A Series of Unfortunate Events DVD commentary track.

if you haven’t watched this film with the commentary then you are missing out, it’s hilarious. “Lemony Snicket” was completely unhappy with the film and wanted no real part of it and so in the commentary he just fucks about. Seriously, at one point he gets out an accordion and drowns out the director with his playing

"nearly all of my life"

Lemony Snicket sass is what I aspire to in life.

"Lemony Snicket" (Dan Handler) was asked if he liked the movie.
He said “I love the movie as much as someone who wrote 8 drafts of a movie before being fired from his own creation could possibly be.”
The man’s life is sarcasm and it’s beautiful.

gunpowderandspark:

dapperhatsandfancypants:

theausterevolunteer:

oscarstardis:

stillmonkeys:

From A Series of Unfortunate Events DVD commentary track.

if you haven’t watched this film with the commentary then you are missing out, it’s hilarious. “Lemony Snicket” was completely unhappy with the film and wanted no real part of it and so in the commentary he just fucks about. Seriously, at one point he gets out an accordion and drowns out the director with his playing

"nearly all of my life"

Lemony Snicket sass is what I aspire to in life.

"Lemony Snicket" (Dan Handler) was asked if he liked the movie.

He said “I love the movie as much as someone who wrote 8 drafts of a movie before being fired from his own creation could possibly be.”

The man’s life is sarcasm and it’s beautiful.

(via feministwerewolf)

When I was little, I used to find solace in the fact that Lemony Snicket had a weird name, because I had a weird name too. Dreaming of writing books myself, I was glad that there would be another author that would have their personal unconventionality sprawled across the cover in big letters. Surely Lemony Snicket got made fun of in school. The kids would make jokes about lemonade all the time and all the grown ups would consistently ask why his parents named him that. I understood him completely. After all, even using my initials was out of the question! With my “E.T.” or even worse “E.A.T.” I couldn’t take Tolkein’s route. It just wouldn’t cut it. I was no J.R.R. or J.K.. I was Echo, and Lemony Snicket and I would be the most awesome tag-team of writers who just didn’t care about what anybody else thought. They could call us Lemonhead and Echo Echo Echo Echo Echo over and over again and it wouldn’t matter, because we would write the best flipping books on the entire planet. The End.


Unfortunately, I grew up and learned that Lemony Snicket wasn’t his real name.

You let me down a little, Lemony.

Things I Think About at 11:51 PM
(Echo A. Thomas)

(Source: kya-saranghaeyo-hai)

skyirl:

i love how lemony snicket signs his stuff ‘with all due respect’ because is he secretly insulting you by saying you aren’t due any respect?? is he saying that you need to reflect on your actions and decide how much respect you are due?? is he secretly being a secret sneaky pants??? probably

(Source: disolace-remade)

volunteer-fire-fighter:

But the Baudelaires are ghosts in a way, especially here. What are ghosts? Left behind spirits, right? When their parents died, the Baudelaires were left alone and tossed into a world where they don’t belong. They drift from home to home, unable to create real bonds with any place or person besides the Quagmire triplets—and one could argue that the triplets are ghosts as well. Nobody seems to hear the Baudelaires when they try to speak up, nobody can see the way they’re hurting. The mailman here has it right—they are ghosts, lingering at their parents’ grave.